On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God by Louise Rennison

Author:Louise Rennison [Rennison, Louise]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Romance, Erotic, Humour, Adult
ISBN: 9780064472265
Google: teTs3_7tBNwC
Amazon: 1439511047
Barnesnoble: 1439511047
Goodreads: 853369
Publisher: HarperTeen
Published: 2000-06-29T00:00:00+00:00

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afternoon break 2:30 p.m. Me and Ellen were sitting in the loos with our feet up against the back of the doors, so that the Hitler Youth (prefects) wouldn't know we were in there and send us into the torrential rain. The Hitler Youth call it a "slight shower." They'd still say that if the FirstYears were being swept to their deaths by tidal waves. Or if Elvis's hut was bobbing along with a sail up, or . . . anyway, who cares what they say? I said to Ellen through the cubicle wall, "Is your brother a bit on the mad side?" I could hear her crunching her crisps. She thought about it. "No, he's quite a laugh, really. He calls going to the 100 'going to the piddly diddly department.' " I could hear her through the wall, laughing and choking. I just sat there staring at the 100 door. After a bit she controlled herself and said, "If he's going to the 100 to do number twos he says, 'I'm just off to the poo parlor division.' " And she was off, wheezing and choking again. Sacre bleu. I am surrounded by les idiots.

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